Funky Knobhead

Well the start of 2008 five a side footy challenge has been postponed, as a certain idiot forgot what day it was and didn't turn up. No prizes for guessing the empty headed culprit. Just as he gets his driving licence back, and loses the Pedestrian tag, he is to be punished by having it replaced with Knobhead till the end of February. Everyone else managed to remember, those who couldn't make it, myself included, managed to make alternative arrangements, but idiot boy was still tucked up in bed, after a hard New Years making a nuisance of himself around the outback that is Wilsden. Rumour has it he managed to get kicked out of two house parties, and was wandering the cobbled back alleys in a drunken stupor, when an old girlfriend took pity and offered him sanctuary for the evening. If this is an indicator of how the newly single Funky K is to conduct himself throughout 2008, the Maillot Jaune will be nigh on impossible to wrestle from his grasp (unless Lefty is granted full Squad membership). On the plus side he makes good copy for this blog, so long may it continue.