Perfect Season Stymied

Well the cocksuckers destroyed our unbeaten season dream, and as much as it sticks in the craw, they whipped us. Everything started out well, we soaked up some early pressure, and eased to an early lead, but the Funky Knobhead must have laid off the wanking, as his vision was twenty/twenty as he banged in several goals to open a lead they were not to relinquish. Chief culprit for the ease of their victory, was the Right Honourable Shouty. The weekends deprivations took their toll, as he failed to comprehend what the fuck was going on around him, and for all I know may well be still wandering the Nab Wood five a side court wondering what the devil he is doing there. To his credit, his was not the only poor performance, as even Young Gaz joined in with the rest of us in giving a great Baz Conlon impression in front of goals, as sitter after sitter was spurned. Even with a goal keeping trio of Crespo, King Dave and Jamon we failed miserably to convert our chances. So after two weeks it is all square, with a long way to go.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Funky Pedestrian, King Dave, Crespo and Dead Eye

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, European Bri, Shouty, Young Gaz and The Mercenary

2008 Season

• JMF wins -1



• Euro Elite - 1



• Draws - 0