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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Shouty Rescue bid hits Snag...
Attempts to secure the release of brother shouty from the clutches of the evil M.R.S using diplomacy have failed. Kidnap ringleader SammyJ has stated if he wishes to go out on 16/12/06 he will be made to forgo the Oktoberfest trip next year. We have reiterated that we find these unreasonable demands impossible to condone. Therefore we have decided to go to plan B. As you have read over the last few weeks , the chopper is juiced and ready for action. Unfortunately the Bender Squad Chopper might not be up to the task in hand.......
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You have to look at the positives during times like these...
At least Sammy J will be the only one waking up the next day with Shouty's voice ringing in her ear!!
See......Its not all bad.
Maybe we could stage an elaborate deception (as opposed to a immaculate conception!)...and find a Shouty lookylike to replace him in the family home while he comes out on the beer. This plan would work alot easier if he took to wearing his stag night outfit on a permenant basis of course - kind of like the man in the iron mask...the gimp in the pvc mask!
Robin hood's the only guy I'd like to see in my house in a pair of tights,and only then if it's Kevin Costner wearing them. The gimp mask might have done it for a few of you so called men but certainly didn't float my boat!!!So guys, if you know anyone of that ilke (kevin costner I mean) mission accomplished.... of course you'd have to keep Shouty out for the whole weekend, not just one night!!!
Although I have been mistaken for Kevin Costner on many occasions, I would rather attend our Xmas shindig than sacrifice my position for brother Shouty. I fear we will have to hatch an alternative ruse.
The only famous person Puesey has been mistaked for is Elton John, remember Liverpool?
Shut up big nose!
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