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Saturday, November 04, 2006

May the force be with you

After last Wednesdays fiasco, a change of personnel has been agreed. I am your father Luke, bolstered by his last place finish in the JMF gaylord poll, has requested to play for the female loving Elite. Unfortunately, and rather bravely, Young Gaz has agreed to join the fruity scoundrels of the JMF. This is by no means a permanent change, but with JohnnyWest away in the Maldives, and Dead Eye nursing an injured foot, it may be wise in the interest of keeping the game competitive.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

the father came last coz he knows he has to stay in the closet while being a player for the JMF as we conduct a a strict no ass bandit code.obviously his incapabilty to hold it any longer and the rumours of the euro's being able to suck themselves off for him this is surely the wisest decision.as it is also for young gaz who reports "i just cant take any more of that euro gayness its costing me a fortune in ky and luke keeps staring at my arse".

european bri said...

I think you will find that Luke had grown weary of the weekly ass rapings inflicted on him by the two front runners of the biggest Gaylord vote. My Young Gaz theory, is that as you are the taller team, you feel the vertically challenged Young Gaz comes to about penis height, perfect for gobbling two inch JMF cocktail sausage.