The Buckeyes ran out 42-39 winners on Saturday night to advance to the championship game, in front of 105,708 people. The game sounds closer than it was, a couple of dodgy refereeing decisions helping the Wolverines keep in touch. Myself and Big Frank had a few in the Duke of York before settling down with the Viking to watch the big match. Although I did drink a fair bit of beer, I wasn't drunk by any stretch of the imagination. Yet the next day I was felled by a delayed hangover that kicked like a mule. My head fucking ached from 13:00 to about 23:00. Is it age or what? I personally point the finger at Fosters, Australian beer always did hang rough on the old noodle. Anyway the championship game is on the 8/01/07 and the Buckeyes will probably be facing either the University of Southern California or the fighting Irish of Notre Dame, although a replay with the Wolverines is a possibility.
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Dear cousin from over the seas!
Please forgive my ignorance but coming from a civilised country like England (criket, bowls, crochet, fencing, archery etc etc)I don't really understand what your waffling on about so could you answer a few simnple questions?
Looks ilke an expensive passime for the backward inbreed farmers of gud-ol Tiff'en - do they have a concessionary price for OAP, children and pigs?
Are shot guns allowed in the ground?
Are banjo's allowed in the ground?
Is Moonshine allowed in the ground?
Are "inter-family" relationships condoned between the "players"?
There always seems to be a lot of "bottom patting" during these events, is this because the "players" are homosexual?
Do they serve root-beer or slush piggies at half/quarter time.
Can you buy Cornish Pasties or are you ristricted to pork scratchings (i.e. a pig with crabs).
I note that some members of the crowd appear to have huge foam hands with a massive over-sized index finger! are these some sort of sexual aid for swinery?
Please advise!
Dictionary entry for confused;
con·fused (kn-fyzd)
adj.
Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.
Lacking logical order or sense: a confused set of instructions.
Chaotic; jumbled: a confused mass of papers on the floor.
Permanent state of mind of anyone hailing from Wilsden, small inbred village on outskirts of Bradford.
In answer to your questions confused,
Fact: we Americans are still the best at sports we have invented, unlike yourselves who appear to be utter pants at the ones you have.
The only shot guns allowed in the ground are alcoholic cocktails, as we are civilized enough to drink in our seats in the US.
Bottom patting is far less gay than the open French Kissing that goes on between soccer players in your national pastime.
Cornish Pasties and pork scratchings are only considered edible in your country, which lets be honest is not famous for its cusine.
Is it true in Wilsden a pig is thought of as a naked sheep, and one of Wilsdens most famous sons has married one called slippery t bacon?
Right that's it, you wonna fight?
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