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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Jmf Spanked by Seven

After a three week hiatus, the return of JohnnyWest inspired the Elite to their best performance of the month, to shoot down the evil disco dancers of the JMF by seven. Shouty was back to his ankle biting best," Whats it all about " worked the channels well, JohnnyWest swept up at the back and European Bri lead the arse bandits a merry dance. There was also a huge improvement from "I am your Father", who appears to finally be coming to terms that he needn't keep his back to the wall at all times.

As the years end draws close, Jamon has come up with years results, as to who can lay claim to be King of the Wood;

Hello Mr. P.

Annual football results up to and including last night:

PURE JMF – 19 WINS
EVIL ELITE – 21 WINS - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRAWS – 3
GAMES WHERE I DIDN’T WRITE THE RESULT DOWN COS ON HOLIDAY (SO UNKNOWN) – 2

BY MY RECKONING THERE ARE FOUR GAMES LEFT BEFORE THE END OF THE SEASON (I.E. 2006) SO EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR.

“COME ON YOU JMFFFFFFFFFF”

“ELITES GOING HOME IN A COTTINGLEY AMBULANCE”


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