So on to next week, when victory would bring the JMF level with the Elite with two games to play. The JMF will pleased to hear Dead Eye has got his dates mixed up and will be available to play. Jules and the Magoo like Alfie will be filling in for King Dave and Young Gaz, while the Elite await a late fitness check on Lobon.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
On Yer Bike.......
So on to next week, when victory would bring the JMF level with the Elite with two games to play. The JMF will pleased to hear Dead Eye has got his dates mixed up and will be available to play. Jules and the Magoo like Alfie will be filling in for King Dave and Young Gaz, while the Elite await a late fitness check on Lobon.
The Evil Empire move into the Jazz Mag Business...
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Shouty Rescue bid hits Snag...
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Bantams v Lions FA Cup
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Munich beer tents
Friday, November 24, 2006
M.R.S. terror strike claims first victim
"Quod inter amicos accidit, inter amicos manet"
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Jmf Spanked by Seven
As the years end draws close, Jamon has come up with years results, as to who can lay claim to be King of the Wood;
Hello Mr. P.
Annual football results up to and including last night:
PURE JMF – 19 WINS
EVIL ELITE – 21 WINS - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRAWS – 3
GAMES WHERE I DIDN’T WRITE THE RESULT DOWN COS ON HOLIDAY (SO UNKNOWN) – 2
BY MY RECKONING THERE ARE FOUR GAMES LEFT BEFORE THE END OF THE SEASON (I.E. 2006) SO EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR.
“COME ON YOU JMFFFFFFFFFF”
“ELITES GOING HOME IN A COTTINGLEY AMBULANCE”
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
The Wilsden Woo
Monday, November 20, 2006
Munich hotel bar
Buckeyes Win....Hangovers Suck
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Go Buckeyes
The biggest college football game in decades is on today, as the No. 1 ranked OSU Buckeyes take on the No. 2 rated Michigan Wolverines, the winner being guaranteed a berth in the championship game. Both teams go into today's match undefeated, and is the first time they will play as the top two contenders. The rivalry between these two teams is intense, it was recently voted the greatest grudge match in American sports, and extra poignancy will be added this evening after Bo Schembechler's death yesterday, the man considered to be Michigans greatest ever coach. Comparisons of the rivalry are Real Madrid v Barcelona, Celtic v Rangers and Euro Elite v JMF. Michigan start the game slight underdogs, but will be hoping the countrys meanest defence, featuring LaMarr Woodley, Alan Branch, Terrance Taylor and Rondell Biggs/Tim Jamison, upset the Buckeyes rhythm. Ohio State QB Troy Smith will be looking to find favoured wideouts Ted Ginn Jr. and Anthony Gonzalez to defeat the Wolverines.
The game will be played out at the Ohio Stadium, a.k.a the Horseshoe, in front of a sell out 101,568 fans. Tickets will be scarce as the Buckeyes have sold out every home game since 1975. I will be watching the game with big Frank, unfortunately it is only available on NASN, a subscription channel on satellite/cable. We will be hoping the Buckeyes stuff the JMF like Wolverines, GO BUCKEYES!!
Friday, November 17, 2006
Drunk Hobo Screaming In The Street
Bradford city centre wino doing his take on the Budweiser WHHHAAAAZZZZUUPPPP! adverts
I spy with my little eye....
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Pitiful
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Xmas bender round Skipton
Monday, November 13, 2006
The country is going to Hell in a handbag
Saturday, November 11, 2006
You can tell your a Wilsdener.......
- you have been married three times and have the same in-laws
- you fart in public and blame your kids
- you've been to wedding reception at Little Chef
- you've lost your wife in a poker game
- your lawn mower is a sheep
- the biggest city you've ever been to is Keighley
- your naked on laundry day
Why do Wilsdeners go to family reunions?
To hit on chicks.
Whats the difference between a Wilsdener and a coconut?
Ones thick and hairy. The others a coconut..
Pig Chasing Tiffin or Sheep Loving Wilsden?
You bet I'am...
Check this out..
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Oktoberfest Ahoy!
Numbers have been confirmed, and next year the bender squad will finally achieve its most precious pilgrimage by visiting the Munich Oktoberfest for Euros 40th birthday. The hotel is booked, anyone wishing to view where we will be sleeping off our excesses click here; http://www.hotel-montree.de/
There is still time to book more places, but I will only be able to get singles or doubles. Also, anyone who needs to drop out, please notify me as soon as possible, so I can cancel rooms or find replacements. Danke Schoen.
Titanic struggle results in stalemate
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
You Decide.....
WILSDEN
TIFFIN
Pig Chasing Tiffin or Sheep Loving Wilsden?
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Must be a Huddersfield Town fan
Monday, November 06, 2006
Are you man enough?
Even more worryingly alcohol appears to be under threat from "those who know best." Well let me put something straight right here and now. Binge drinking is great. I love to drink as much beer as possible on an empty stomach, until in fact I can't pour anymore down my gullet. Then I like to move on to whiskey, single malt of course, until I wobble of home to pass out on the living room floor. This is pretty much par for the course when the lads and lasses get together. It has been for over 20 years now, and there hasn't been one casualty. But now health ministers want to tax it out of existence. How surprising, we're taxed out our arse's on everything else. I don't see what the problem is, maybe if they partook they wouldn't have to pay rent boys for sex or interbreed. Even young Ewan Blair likes to get wankered now and again, and who can blame him with parents like that. Lets not forget Prince Harry, god bless him, pissed up with a cigarette in a Nazi uniform. That's what I call a role model. If they really wanted to cut down on anti social behaviour what they need to do is round up all the benefit claiming, free loading, track suit wearing scum they seem so fond of saving, and send them to Iraq. I'll tell you, support for the war would go through the roof!
So to all you blue sky thinking, diversity loving piss flaps, FUCK OFF!
Short, Fat, Pissed and Proud!