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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Handbags

My word, what a tetchy affair down the Wood last night. Flying tackles, hand balls, penalties, score disputes and arguments galore, it was a wild one. The game got off to a great start for the Righteous, but it was short lived, and by the 15 minutes mark we were either 3 or 4 goals down (depending on which side you were on). At this point Crespo's head dropped, and he entered into a row with the good Dr Shotgun. All seemed lost, but as the lanky one took off to do his stint in goals, we finally pulled out of our funk, and started to peg back the nefarious shirt lifters of the JMF. At this point they began to show their true colours, especially Queen Jamon, who began to bleat like a Welsh lamb in a Cardiff brothel. At this juncture Shotgun began to use all his wind up skills on the lumbering half wit, and we used this distraction to draw level. Or so we thought, before the boys in red began to accuse us of cheating on the score line. Some robust tackles began to go in, a bit too robust for the poor little MoFoers, who don't take kindly to a dose of their own medicine. An accord was made, and a score agreed upon for the final frenetic minutes. A late Euro strike looked to have earned the win, but Dead Eye once again broke the Righteous hearts to level the scores. All square at the death, and on reflection, probably the right result.

Moment of Match
Once again a rocket from the usually shot shy Octopus is pipped at the post. An even rarer save from King Dave also fails to make it. He some how managed to deflect a goal bound effort off his toe onto not one post but both. No the winner is the Jamon melt down. A foot stomping, breath holding performance that saw him call Shotgun and Crespo the worlds biggest wankers and cheaters. He then booted the ball off the penalty spot as Crespo prepared to take it. It was truly epic. You know we are doing something right when the big lass goes into melt down.

JMF- Chil Catcher, Luklear War, Dead Eye, King Dave and Jamon

EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, The Octopus, Dr Shotgun and Crespo

2011 Season

JMF wins - 16

Euro Elite - 10


Draws - 3

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