News Worth Shouting About

Could this be the end for the nefarious Mean Repressive Spouses? (aka the M.R.S.) A judge has ruled in favour of a woman, claiming that shouting and withholding money by her husband is tantamount to domestic violence, and should be upheld as such by the law. The landmark ruling may have gone in favour a female, but the law is blind to gender, and in my experience it is the male half of most relationships that are on the receiving end of vociferous complaints and insults. And as for dishing out the dosh, when was the last time your missus palmed you twenty quid, patted you on the keister and told you to spoil yourself? Exactly. It looks like the majority of our partners are up for doing some serious pokey if you ask me. "But what about prison overcrowding? Where are we going to stick all of the harridans?" I hear you ask. Simple. Release all the rapists. There will be no women for them to prey upon, as to be honest, they will all be doing porridge. I feel a mandatory 10 year sentence, with day release every Thursday afternoon to do our laundry, should teach them the error of their ways. I predict a Golden Age for the Bender Squad may just be over the horizon......


For a full report on the story behind this ruling click here.