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Thursday, January 27, 2011

4-0 to the Wall

There has only been one constant down the Wood so far this year, the Wall. For those not familiar with the Nab Wood Sports centre, the five a side court has cricket netting at one end, that is tucked away behind the goals. This means that rebounds are at a premium, the ball get caught up in said nets more often that not. this means the far end, which has no such obstacles, is always the preferred choice to shoot at, and is alternated weekly to prevent any claims of bias. This end is known simply as "The Wall" This week it was the turn of the Righteous to have the advantage, and although the cum buckets made us work hard, a five minute spell was enough for us to earn a four goal victory. The reason we were so laboured was probably down to yours truly. i couldn't get my head out of my arse, and was culpable for several JMF scores, in particular the King Dave grubber that I just watched trundle into the back of the net on my keeping watch. Add to my ineptitude Shoutys own goal, and we looked to be struggling, but the MoFo were profligate, and instead of being a few goals down, we were all square. Then came the Madness, as in double quick time, with only ten minutes remaining, the ass fell out of the JMF rearguard. Five quick goals, and the game was up. Luklear War thundered in an absolute peach, but it proved to nothing more than a consolation goal. Four weeks down, and all square. At this rate a 26-26 final tally can not be ruled out.

JMF- Big Phil the Octopus, Luklear War, Dead Eye, King Dave and Jamon

EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, Shouty, Tjhe Mercenary and Crespo

2011 Season

JMF wins - 2

Euro Elite - 2

Draws - 0

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