In or Out?

It really makes no ends. Stay in and put up with the lame shenanigans on Children in Need, or go to the pub and be pestered for your cash by a bunch of folk dressed as bananas. It really is a no win situation. The fact that there is a mondo creepy fog outside means I shall be "enjoying" the wacky capers of soap stars and celebs that I have never heard of, from the comfort and safety of my own sofa. I know it's tight, and that it appears I have never had it so good, but I shall be keeping my hand firmly in pocket tonight. Bah and indeed Humbug.