It's All so Quiet

This is the first Buffoon update in quite a while, and with good reason. There ain't been none going down. The reasons? A Quintet of heavy weight muppets have recently been saddled with a heap of responsibility that was bound to curtail their idiot tendencies. Helmet and Crespo have recently been the recipient of beautiful baby girls. Along side this, Trigger, Mad Ad and Funky have imminent arrivals of their own. As you can see, that's a lot of stupidity that's been side lined. Combine this with Shoutys continued lack of funds, and we are currently faced with the biggest Buffoon drought since records began. Funky has earned himself a ten pointer, that cannot be fully reported at the moment, but this maximum score has come far too late in the day to make any real impact, as the race draws to a close at the end of October, Crespo also scored a brace for thinking Tiverton was twinned with Wilsden, but with Triggers huge advantage from his German exploits, it appears the race is all but over.....

Updated Buffoon Standings

1. Trigger 50 points
2. Child Catcher 28 points
3. Euro Bri 26 points
   
4. El Grande Queso 21 points
5. Crespo 15 points
6. Shouty 10 points
7. Funky Messiah 10 points
   
8. Big JohnnyM 6 points
   
9. Gareeeeeee 4 points
10. Tony Helmet 4 points
    
11. Sprocket 3 points
12. Dr Shotgun 3 points
    
13. Mikey D 3 Points
14. John the Don 3 points
15. Dessi 2 points
    
16. San 1 Point
17. Major 1 point