Why the delay in this weeks report? Was I waylaid by a flock of Pelicans? Perhaps a tad, but the search of suitable superlatives was the more of a hindrance to a prompt posting. So I will keep it simple. We were FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! For weeks we have to endure the excuses. "You have given us duff players. You play together all the time. We were up all night bumming each other." But these lame excuses have now been put to bed (apart from the last one) They gay lords were more than happy with their allotted subs, Dr Shotgun and Crespo before kick off. So happy, that a deluded Jamon even went as far as to practically guarantee a rout. Then we kicked off, and from the off it was clear that only one team would prevail. You could visibly see their confidence drain as we raced to what proved an unassailable lead. You couldn't fault the effort shown by the ladies in red, the the white tide could not be stemmed. We were that good, that I can not for once single out any one member as being above the others, as it was a complete team effort. Highlight for the turd burglars? King Dave actually saved a shot with his hands. The question is "Is that it?" The MoFo looked as spent a a Catholic priest at Boy Scout jamboree. As the nights begin to draw in, the lead stands at seven, and it is looking Rosy for the Righteous.
JMF- Dead Eye, Crespo, Dr Shotgun, King Dave and Jamon
EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, The Mercenary, Shouty and Two Scoops
2010 Season
JMF wins - 14
Euro Elite - 21
Draws - 0
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Friday, September 17, 2010
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