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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Burnt to a Crisp

They say the sun shines at least once on every rent boys rump, and today, the JMF keisters must be burnt to a crisp. A combination of hithero unseen scoring prowess, defensive fortitude and massive ineptness by the Righteous Euro boys resulted in the most freakish result in the history of freakish results. The MoFo won by a margin so vast, that I cannot even remember the final tally. To compound the avalanche of goals scored by the cock munchers, was our polar opposite approach to the art of scoring. In 50 minutes we managed to find the onion bag only twice. A scruffy toe poke from Shouty, and rag tag rebound from Euro were all that we had to show for our efforts. To shed some light on the final total, our second second goal made it 17-2. I reckon they probably got another five, at a minimum, so I shall let you do the maths. What more can I say? Will we play this badly again? More than likely, but not for a while.. Will they play this well again? Doubtful, but you can never be sure. Will this result have any bearing at the end of the year? No.

JMF- Dead Eye, Luklear War, Dr Shotgun, Crespo and Jamon

EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, The Mercenary, Shouty and Big Phil

2010 Season

JMF wins - 15

Euro Elite - 22


Draws - 0

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