After weeks of being demolished, the JMF finally got their fingers, thumbs and knobs out of each others arses, and put up a strong performance on Wednesday night down the Wood. They even managed to take a lead, albeit briefly late in the game, but were eventually undone by a late injury. The MoFo welcomed back Funky, after a long lay off with a pulled sphincter, and with Crespo coming in for an absent Dead Eye and Bug JohnnyM for King Dave, who was at a rent boy convention, so the usual call of an inferior line up can not be used on this occasion. Two Scoops was in ebullient form from the off, as he harried and chased down the female shy JMF, and between himself and Clogs, ensured an early lead. The MoFo hung tough for a change, and luck seemed to be smiling upon them, as jamon managed to score a miracle goal. The miracle being he didn't use his big toe. With his eyes firmly closed, and facing totally the wrong way, he swivelled through 360 degrees, and fired into the far corner from a nigh on impossible angle. As the saying goes, the sun shines on every dogs backside now and again. This still seemed as it would have no bearing on the result, as the Righteous lead was comfortable, but a combination of loose finishing and show boating let the spunk buckets back in, and amazingly they took the lead. For about a minute. The missing malaise was put behind us, and at the bell we had prevailed by a goal. But there was a further ten minutes to add on, as the guy at the desk made us pay before playing, so we were entitled to play on. This raised the JMF's hopes, but they were almost immediately dashed, as Funky came up lame with a pulled vagina. Myself and Two Scoops were in no mood to show sympathy, and snuffed out the Gaylord challenge with a flurry of goals. Next week, Funkys Pussy strain withstanding, should see the correct teams turnout.
JMF- Funky, Crespo, Big JohnnyM, Luklear War and Jamon
EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, The Mercenary, Shouty and Two Scoops
2010 Season
JMF wins - 14
Euro Elite - 19
Draws - 0
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