Festive Buffoonery

Christmas has always proved fertile ground for unbridled idiocy, and after me and the Child Catchers performance in Skipton, it looked like 2009 would be no different. But for some reason, it proved to be a bit of a false dawn. There hasn't been many get togethers this year, a by product of the impact of numerous members being infiltrated by the nefarious M.R.S, so opportunity has been scarce. But then came Crespo. I had bailed on our Boxing Day session, a result of far too many lunch time pints, so was not present as the Squad pretty boy undertook a few slugs of Polish Vodka, with ABV of 98%. A few moments after he had finished one, he pronounced that it would now be the opportune time to have "gay man sex." Four points to the lanky drunkard.

But returning to the lack of Tom Foolery displayed so far this year. I have indicated as too on reason there has not been as much to report, but there is one that is even more surprising. The apparent alien abduction of Tony Helmet. It is becoming quite obvious that some extra terrestrials have whisked him off to a distant galaxy, and replaced with him a more sober, responsible (although still mind blindingly loud) doppelganger. I am not alone in remarking on how un- idiot like he has been since receiving the Maillot Jaune. All I know is that they must be wondering what's hit them on planet Zorg, our whatever celestial body the original Helmet is now on. I was also becoming concerned that the the Right Honourable Shouty had joined successor in some inter planetary shenanigans, but was pleased to announce the first score for one of our previous champions. It is only a solitary point, and to the untrained will seem hars, as it is for losing his mobile phone. But for those who have had the pleasure over the last few years of Shoutys company, you will be well aware that this is an almost monthly occurrence, and is worthy of the point is garners.

Current 2010 Standings

1. Euro Bri 6 points
2. Crespo 5 points
3. Charlie Child Catcher 4 points
   
4. Gareeeeeee 4 points
   
5. Mikey D 3 Points
6. San 1 Point
7. Grande Queso 1 point
8. Shotuy 1 point

There is expected to be some heavy scoring though on News Year Eve, as I will attending the annual Jannetta shindig. Present will be two former title holders, Funky and Helmet, plus perennial contender, moi, and the dark horse that is Lobon. Could get silly......