Mission Christmas Bender

The times are set, and my mobile is charged. Rendezvous is Spoons in Bingley for between 12:00 hours and 12:30 hours. For the lightweight amongst you, we shall be arriving in Skipton at approximately 13:30, starting in the Spoons branch, before moving onto the boozers along the canal. Much buffoonery is expected, as we do not envision leaving the Gateway to the Dales much before 22:30, around the time of the last train. The artillery, namely Shouty, is not expected till 15:00 hours, although loud shell bursts are expected from the loose cannons of Tony Helmet. I do appreciate that money is tight this festive period, but you only live once, so get yer arse out! If you have any plans for Sunday, it might well prove prudent to postpone or cancel.