Back in Business

At last, I am once again able to access the super fast information highway. Big up to Geevers, for building me a new computer, so I may once again share my musings with the world. My old machine finally collapsed under the weight of lesbian double penetration porn, that the Elster had stuffed my hard drive to bursting with. Dirty girl that she is.... So you would expect me to be catching up with loads of postings about all the latest shenanigans. I wish. The Elsters giving me shite about going to some Dickensian market in the village. They must have a XXX lesbo hardcore stall. After that, myself and the Mighty Crespo are off to Darlington to watch the faltering Bantams try and get their promotion challenge back on track. Then we are off to meet up with the Sprocketmeister and the Shoutster in Leeds, to check out the German Christmas markets, and see if we can find some alt to get our bespectacled hero all weird and fucked up on. Last, and by no means least, me and Crespo are going to hook up big JohnnyM's posse, who are out wetting his daughters head. So I will try and catch up tomorrow, hang over permitting, although the Snaggle Toothed Gypsy, aka my mother in law, is coming around to help the Elster decorate the front room, so I wouldn't be holding my breath....