Wood Shootout

A goal fest took place down the Wood last night, as the evil, snotty nosed nose pickers of the JMF clung on to defeat the Righteous last night. An injury hit Elite got off to a slow start, and the MoFo made 'em pay, racking up a comfortable lead in no time at all. The only surprise was to the main goal protagonist was not Luklear, Puppy Drowner or Gaz, but King Dave, well known wearer of sand wedges on his toes. Yes the others played their part, Lukelar finished nicely on numerous occasions, but King Dave was finding the corners with everything he toed. At the half way mark, all looked lost, as the boys in white laboured to keep the deficit to eight. but if Dave's form was scintillating up front, he soon reverted to type when he was called upon to do his stint in nets. For the last three or four weeks he has been goal proof, repelling all and sundry, but tonight he finally reverted to type. The main benefactor was Two Scoops, who although claiming to be lamed by a mystery leg ailment, all of a sudden hit the afterburners. If he wasn't scoring, he was breaking up attacks or setting up goals. When the Shotgun blasted us all square, the greatest comeback in Wood history looked to be a formality. But the exertions of clawing our way back into the game began to show, and even the Herculean Scoop's could not maintain his stupendous pace. The MoFo saw their chance, and sprung into a three goal lead, but once more the boys in white dug deep. Clogs repelled all that was thrown at him in goals, and one last push saw the game once more thrown into the balance, as we pulled the score back to parity. The clock was now showing under five minutes, and with end in sight, Euro hearts were broken, as the cock munchers fired in three goals to make the game safe. Even then, we pulled a last goal back, to finally succumb by two goals. I lost count of the final total, but I am pretty sure both sides exceeded the 20 goal mark. All square, and although it pains me to say it, hat's off to the rent boy lovers, who have turned around what was fast becoming a lost cause. All square with 14 left to play.

Line-ups;

JMF- Funky, Dead Eye, Young Gaz, Luklear War and King Dave

EURO E- Euro Bri, Two Scoops, Clogs, Dr Shotgun and Big Phil

2009 Season

JMF wins - 17

Euro Elite - 17

Draws - 2