Buffoon Time

We are now fully into September, and with the closing date for the "Maillot Jaune 2009 in sight (the 31st of October for those unaware), it is time for the latest update. No headway has been made at the top the list, Helmet still holds what would appear to be an insurmountable lead, but there are two new entries. Maffy makes his debut with a four pointer, for not being aware the Stuart McCall was manager of Bradford City, even though he was sat only a good ten metres from him. The other is Skid Adamson, who at Mad Ads wedding, was forced to make a dash for the exit, when his mobile inadvertently began to rang. Alas, for our laid back Lothario, he barged into the door that was locked, and made an even bigger spectacle of himself. Four points. I am also awarding four points to John the Don, because I find it difficult to believe he has not done anything idiotic for twelve months. Another four points. Tony H tried to garner support to issue my good self with a batch of points, but running around a table, carrying the bride lack a sack of coal was only a bit of a lark, and he failed to get the requisite three seconders to have his points issued. The latest table is displayed below.

1. Helmet 39 points
2. Shouty 27 points
3. Euro Bri 22 points
4. Funky 22 points
5. Mad Ad 21 points
   
6. Lefty 14 points
   
7. Crespo 14 points
8. Sprocket 9 points
   
9. Pembo 4 points
10. Maffy 4 points
11. Skid 4 points
12. John the Don 4 points
    
13. Dr Shotgun 2 points
14. G Spot 1 point

Buffoon highlight of Ad's wedding though goes to SammyJ, who did a mean Amy Winehouse impersonation with the band. Right down to being too drunk to remember the words. You gotta love those Jennettas....