Righteous Rise Again

Finally,after weeks of having to put up with the Gaylord gloating, the Righteous pulled off a much needed victory. The Euro boys got off to a flyer, and apart from one scare, strolled home with something to spare. Young Gaz pulled his hamstring early, Dead Eye was more like Glass Eye, and Luklear War had the misfortune to stop a power shot with his gonads. Which made me laugh, but not as much as when it happened to Jamon. He pulls the best "ball in the nuts" face you have ever seen. And he makes the best "ball to the groin" noise you ever heard. Must be all the practise he gets at home. Any how, we were MASSIVELY improved, and could have won by a country mile, had the mighty Clogs taken the lumps of wood off his boots. It was great fun, and I even made the turncoat Shotgun angry, after accidentally kicking him as he ran past. Of course we had to have a wobble, and just as it seemed we'd coast home, our five goal advantage was cut to one, as the Mercenary watched a slew of long range shots fly past him. Our arses were now in full twitch mode, but Clogs and the Shoutster found their touch, and our lead was soon restored. We could even afford to stick Two Scoops in nets, even though he refused to save anything with his poorly hand. It was pretty funny though, when he ducked under a shot to stop himself getting hit in the face. The only problem was he turned around to see where it had gone, it hit the wall, and smacked him in the eye.

Line-ups;

JMF- Dr Shotgun, Young Gaz, Lukelear, Funky and Dead Eye

EURO E- Shouty, Two Scoops, Clogs, Euro Bri and Mercenary

2009 Season

• JMF wins - 5



• Euro Elite - 2



• Draws - 1