A Gift

Some you win, some you lose. Last night we lost, by one goal, but even the most one eyed MoFo knows the writing is on the wall. A combination of arrogance and hubris resulted in our reverse, and although the ledger will record a win for the forces of gay, make no mistake about the way the wind is blowing. A suicidal five minutes, when Dead Eye converted five chances in as many minutes was the difference, and fair play to the JMF , who stuck to their task even though they were outplayed from start to finish. Profligate finishing at the crucial juncture of the game, by myself, Scoops and Clogs undid our dominance. The early exchanges were nip and tuck, but a burst of goals from first Shotgun and Shouty, then Two Scoops had the opposition reeling. Yet we didn't finish them off. A goal burst from yours truly extended the lead, but a slap dash penalty effort seemed to sum up what was to follow. We all had the scent of goals by now, and defending was put on the back burner, which meant our scoring feats at one end, were being matched at the other. Then calamity struck, as we went all Brazilian, and coughed up the softest quartet of scores you are likely to see this side of a nursery school play ground. What was worse, we seemed to find this some how amusing, a mere aside that would be overcome with the minimum amount of effort. And it would have been, if but for the evenings Nemesis, Dead Eye. Not content with dragging his side back into the frame with his goal burst, he now decided to show an until now, unknown talent between the sticks. Time and again he repelled the shots raining down on his goal, and but for this display of feline endeavour, the final result would have been a land slide in our favour. The problem is, can he repeat this feat week in and week out? I doubt it very much, and with the Righteous beginning to find form, it is now only a matter of time before the upstart cock munchers are put firmly in their place.

Line-ups;

JMF- Big Phil, Young Gaz, Lukelear, Funky and Dead Eye

EURO E- Shouty, Two Scoops, Clogs, Euro Bri and Dr Shotgun

2009 Season

• JMF wins - 6



• Euro Elite - 4



• Draws - 1