McSnookered

Yyarrrggghhhhh, ye shrimp shelling dog botheres, it be yet another McWeek without ye guessin' were me McAnchor be McWeighed. Last week I be McBurnin' me love, in McTuepelo, McMississippi, birthplace of thar most famous of burger McMunchers the McKing 'imself, McElvis. This week I be sailing closer to home, so I want ye to be precise in your McGuess, I be wantin' more than just a McTown, if you wish to be winnin me kell. So can any of ye be figurin'

Where be MMMMMcEurooooooo???