Spanked

Now that was a beatin'. After last weeks false start, the 2009 Wood Cup finally got under way. King Dave was still unfit, and Funky was away in the Canary Islands, so there were two replacements. Young Gaz and Clogs filled in, giving the lady dodgers a definite advantage in personnel. I was struck down by a bad case of man flu, and it was the first time Crepo had been able to play for while, so the euro boys were at a distinct disadvantage from the off. Of course this does not totally excuse the ineptitude of our performance, as Dead Eye, Luklear, Jamon, Clogs and especially Young Gaz ran amok. We were stuffed by about 15 goals, but towards the end the were just taking the piss. Shouty ran himself ragged, and the good Doctor was in the zone for us scoring the majority of our goals, one in particular, a sweet flick and turn warrants mention. of course he missed a penalty though. But even his goal was put in the shade by the rocket scored by Gaz, on the volley from inside his own half. It will take some beating in the goal of the year competition. So the MoFo find themselves in a position they have not manged since midway through the 2007 campaign. They are in the lead, by a game to nil On the upside for the Elite, I wouldn't think it possible for us to be so poor again.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Young Gaz, Lukelear, Clogs and Dead Eye

EURO E- Shouty, Two Scoops, Crespo, Euro Bri and Dr Shotgun

2009 Season

• JMF wins - 1



• Euro Elite - 0



• Draws - 0