I Wanna be your Insurance Salesman?

Doesn't have the same ring as "I wanna be your dog" does it? But the self proclaimed "Godfather of Punk" can be seen all over the television trying to persuade us to get our car insured at Swiftcover. What were they thinking? It's bad enough that a huge majority of folk will have no idea who Mr Pop is, but even if you did, why would you trust a reformed smack head, who has a penchant for cutting himself with a razor and exposing his hampton whilst performing on stage? Did they think the sight of a bare chested 60 year old would have us diving for the phone to change our home and contets insurer? Maybe they thought we might be hypnotised by his shrivelled and sagging man boobs? Most bizarre indeed.