What Planet do these People Live On?

Over the past couple of years, the powers that be have issued apocalyptic warnings about the state of the planets environment. We are either going to be drowned by raising sea levels, or left to scorch in arid deserts as the climate is changed by the carbon emissions we pump into the atmosphere. If we do not stop flying, watching TV or breaking wind, mankind is doomed. We have been bombarded with the message to the point of de-sensitivity, but little did we realise another cataclysm lurked around the corner. Alan Johnson M.P., and his underlings in the ministry of health, have announced that rising obesity levels are a "potential crisis on the scale of climate change" WHAT? Does this mean that all the recycling we have been told to do, and the green taxes we have been forced to cough up are all in vain? That the poor old polar bear is living in mortal danger of junk food eating fatso's than the melting polar ice caps? How will these rotund harbingers of doom send us into oblivion? Will all food sources shrivel and die in the shadow of their mountainous girth? Perhaps their combined tonnage will pull the earth out of its gravitational pull and send us spinning into the sun. Or are we to perish in an avalanche of pot bellied donut munchers as they slip and roll down steep hills? What will they do to prevent this army of calorie heavy Goliaths gorging themselves to the planets demise? Will they stop eating in enclosed spaces? Forced marches to re-education camps? Liposuction vans to swoop on unwary lard arses as they leave Burger King? My suggestion would to be have a hunting season in spring, an open season on anybody with a waistline over 50 inches. At least we would be spared the site of seeing them try and squeeze in to halter tops and shorts in the summer months. I have a feeling they might tax the ass off anything that tastes nice. They reckon our chip hungry compatriots are a drain on our National Health Service, diverting funds from those poor old drug addicts and their free methadone, and we can't have all those hospital directors going without their six figure salaries and bonuses can we? All joking a side though, these are the lunatics running this country, and a perfect example of how far removed they are from the real world. I have not made this up either checkout;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7043639.stm
for the full story. It is reasons like this that we are setting up our own political party, and suggest other like minded people to do the same in their areas.

STOP THE NONSENSE.