Helmet Banned, Funky in Court

Tony Helmet has entered Le Grande Buffoon 2007 top five, replacing John the Don (who by his high standards has had a quiet year), by contriving to get himself barred from the majority of the pubs in the Wilsden area for a misdemeanour that shall go unreported. It has been, apart from Funky and Shouty, a quiet year on the idiocy scale, Munich excepted, but I felt it would remiss of me not to give Helmet points for his latest faux pas. It will have little impact though on the destination of Le Maillot Jaune, as the Funky Pedestrian, in all likelihood will sew up the title today, as he goes head to head with the British justice system. As usual he is skint, so is unable to afford a solicitor, and will be defending himself in a court of law, after entering a plea of not guilty for, you guessed it, speeding. Myself, Dazzler and Crespo are going to watch the Fuckwittery unfold, and there will be a full report over the weekend.