Running Scared

As our movement gathers a pace to storm the citadels of power, Gordon Brown quashed rumours of a snap Autumn election, chickening out of any polling for Parliament till at least 2009. This is great news for our as yet unnamed party, as we would have struggled to get our registration together in time. So being the lazy muppets we are, we can breathe a sigh of relief. One thing I would like to have done before the end of the year though is to have a name, and be registered, just in case the slippery Scotsman goes back on his word. Inspiration still fails me for a suitable title for our party, but registration is £150, so we need a fund raiser, something involving beer, and if possible strippers. Female ones. No dodg'ems though. Shouty is still our figurehead(?), and I think he quite likes the idea, and unless anybody can think up a better constituency, Shipley shall be our battleground. Please though, can anybody come up with a catchy title?