What is happening with the Bantams? One minute everything seems gravy, the next its turned to diarrhoea! We were out of the country for the Wycombe game, but were back for the Accrington Stanley debacle. 3-0 at home, to bunch of inbred Lancastrians. The worst part is it could have been more, as we were second best in every department. I would have reported a full account of the match, but the performance doubled my hangover and by the time I recovered we had already been defeated by the MK Dons. At least Big Baz Conlon opened his City account, with an injury time penalty. This Friday it's the Shrimpers of Morecambe, so we are off to hopefully witness a revival, but unless a few players pull their fingers out, it could be a long night. The pie rating below is from the Stanley game at Valley Parade.
Pie Rating; 2/10 Chicken Balti. Lumpy turd consistency, with nuclear explosion indigestion factor. Tasted like it looked. Make room in the toilet, and have plenty of bog roll. Not advised to be eaten after a weekend of swilling steins. Pricey. If this pie were a football team it would be Huddersfield Town. Avoid.
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