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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Late Dead Eye Equaliser Keeps JMF Hope Alive

With seconds remaining last night, Dead Eye atoned for an earlier penalty miss by poking home an equaliser as time expired. The nefarious JMF had played catch up all night, not once taking the lead, but emerged with a well earned draw. Dead Eye's redemption came after an earlier penalty miss against the hippopotamus reflexed Shouty came back off the bar. A tight match seemed to have gone the way of the Elite when Euro smashed a fine goal past Funky, but the usually reliable goalkeeping skills of JohnnyWest were found strangely lacking, as Dead Eye scuffed one home from distance.

So all results remain possible with two fixtures remaining for the 2006 season, with the Elite protecting a slender one game advantage. The homo's of the JMF have the wall next week, but will be without the goal machine Dead Eye Phil, whose place is filled by Jules the Mercenary. Ironically, Lobon continues to try and shake off a groin strain, and will be subject to a late fitness check. Whats it all about remains on standby.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Has Shouty tried cycling down the left flank yet??
He cycles every other f*ck*ng place!!

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure he was on his menstral cycle last night.