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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

S.O.S Hebden Bridge

The evil Mean Repressive Spouses planned withholding of Shouty on the 16th is starting to unravel. A secret deep undercover operative has gotten word to me that this planned outrage was to take place in Hebden Bridge. Unsurprising really, as this little Yorkshire town lays claim to be the "Lesbian Capital of Britain", so SammyJs nefarious doings could be carried out unhindered by any lurking geezers. Well we are on to you!!!! We fear no Dykes!!!! In fact, they quite turn us on.

So rest assured members of the M.R.S, we will never surrender till we have Saved Our Shouty!!!

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