Beer Goggles

What is it with beer and eyesight? You go out, have a few sherberts, a few laughs, and you catch the eye of some stunner across the crowded nightclub. You pull your best best come hither look and head for the dance floor. You mistake the shocked look on your mates faces for jealousy, and hit the floor to chuck your choicest shapes at your new found goddess. After some serious tonsil hockey you ask her home and she agrees, rubbing up your leg, and leaving no doubt, that tonight you have well and truly pulled. You tip a wink to your shell shocked mates, and you are off for a night passion. Falling asleep after a night of marathon rodgering you wake up with a killer hangover to find out........................................










SHE'S A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!