Skipton Bender Countdown

The Xmas season is upon us, and as regular readers are aware, our annual Christmas booze fest will be held at the "Gateway to the Dales", Skipton. A good turnout is expected, Jamons escape tunnel remains secret from the dreaded Chezstapo, G-Spot has been given the green light and Dangerous Pete is dusting off his stunt suit as we speak. On a more sober note, the Shouty trail has gone cold, throwing our minutely devised rescue plans awry. Anyone who spots a goofy looking geezer Shouting rubbish, please contact ASAP. Funky and Queso will be unable to attend due to prior arrangements. As for the rest see you down there.