2006 Champions..................................JMF

The JMF rose Lazarus like to claim the 2006 title down the Wood last evening. With six games remaining in the year, and down by two victories the gay boys of the MoFo clawed their way back to triumph 16-6 over the fading Euro Elite, in last nights decider. The opening minutes of the game were blighted when Dead Eye went down to a head injury, being rushed to hospital to receive several stitches to a gaping eye wound. Fortunately for the JMF, Jules the Mercenary had showed up to see who would prevail and stepped up to play goals and prevent a forfeit. Unfortunately for the Euro Elite, a combination of poor finishing and inspired goal tending from the mercenary, saw the dastardly JMF open a four goal lead. To compound matters for the out of form elite, Mount Lobon exploded, throwing a Mick that registered 10.3 on the Richter scale, and the game slid of reach for the Elite.

That's basically all I can bring myself to report. We were poor last night, but the season was thrown away over the last six weeks as my team imploded, morale hitting a rock bottom when we needed to step up to the plate. We break up now for Christmas, the opening encounter of 2007 scheduled for the 5/01/07. We will keep the same teams for a couple of games to see if the Elite can put Decembers woes behind us. If not we are considering transferring I am your Father Luke for Dead Eye, in the interests of keeping the game competitive. This really sticks in the throat, but congratulations, and well played to the JMF. (Bunch of fucking turd burgling arse bandits....)