Holland or Spain?

Pancakes or Paella? Shmoke or Sangria? The Ketchup Song or No Limits? I'll be honest here and say I don't really care, but it would be nice to see all the so called "experts" who get all hard in their pants over the Spanish style of footie, end up with Edam on their faces (although, to a man they have got just about everything wrong at this tournament). Still, it is hard to get excited about the Oranje, as their side is not the most exciting side to ever grace a football field. Let's hope for a good game, but my suspicion is 1-0 to the bull killers. Anyway, Lee Dixon is just starting to drone on, and Alan Shearer has just stated the first of several blindingly obvious statements. The big surprise of tonight's game is if the Geordie Legend actually says something remotely original (could be worse, could be stuck with Adrian Chiles).