Guess whop is back at the Co-Op? Dangerous Pete is newly arrived back in Blighty, and having to work off some of his debt, working back at his former employer. Seems like ages since he's been gone. The lads had a great time, and even acquired himself a girlfriend, but as is always the case when you return home after all that fun, a little sad to be here. He filled me in on the many aspects of his trip. He discovered, as most people do, that Australians are possibly the dullest folk on the planet. He turned me green with envy, when he was in Vegas he stayed at the Hooters Casino, and told many a tale of fun and buffoonery. I would also like to extend a warm welcome to the Munich Club, when he fessed up to "Sharting" his pants whilst on the razz. My suspicion is there are more members of this club that are shying of coming forward. He was however distraught to find that his trademark head wear, the bobble hat with ear covers and and dangly pom poms, has been appropriated by the chav underclass of Bradford. He will not be wearing one any time soon.
Welcome Home Pete...
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