Baz Watch- The Renaissance continues. After Tuesdays stellar cameo, our shiny headed hero reached new heights. On from the beginning, he was our biggest attacking threat, and on 10 minutes defied gravity itself, as he hung in the air to cushion the most perfect of headers into the top corner. A goal to that would have graced any game. He continued to lead the line brilliantly, and with ten minutes of the first half remaining, he stole into the opposition penalty area, calmly chesting the ball into the path of his lethal left boot, nearly ripping the net from its moorings, to notch his second of the game. The second half was a slight let down, more so from the rest of the team, rather than our favourite Irish cart horse. Bazzas best showing by far, 9.7/10.
Pie Rating- Is there a pie that has been left untried at Valley Parade? No there has not, so this week I would like to pay homage to the Mighty Hammonds Chop Sauce. Originally brewed Shipley, it is now some what bizarrely made in L
ancashire. Is it as good as HP? Probably not, but it is still made in England, unlike HP who have scadalously moved manufacturing of the world famous brown sauce to Holland. Anyway, back to the Chop Sauce. You can buy it in Morrisons at Girlington, but I haven't noticed it any other branches. Do they sell it in Tescos or Asda? How the fuck would I know! I still refuse to set foot in these empires of evil. Marks out of ten? Well if HP is the standard, I reckon Hammonds is the next best pie and/or bacon condiment. 8.5/10


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