Stalemate Down the Wood

The last chance saloon is where the cock munching JMF are now doing their drinking. After drawing last night, they remain three down with only four left to play. Yet it could have been worse. early exchanges favoured the righteous, who at one point commanded a four goal lead, and seemed to riding out to victory. The MoFo were all over the place at this point, King Dave even taking out team leader Jamon in spectacular style, as the bickering set in. But credit where credit is due, they did not let their heads drop as in previous weeks, and when the Mercenary forgot which side he was playing for and gifted Jamon a goal, we found the scores were back to all square. This shocked us so deeply that within five minutes we were staring down the barrel, as some dead eye action saw us go three down, with time running out. Yet again we dug deep, Young Gaz and Dr Shotgun combined well to pull us back into the game, when a moment of King Dave madness granted us a penalty. As I waited for a JohnnyM pass to come through the area, a flipper like size twenty trainer wandered into the area to divert the ball, a stone cold penalty. Gaz converted, and before you could say "JMF suck knob" big JohnnyM had put us into the lead. It was left to Luklear War to rescue a draw at the death, although he whined like a bitch about the penalty, and tried to claim victory for the anus obsessed MoFo. poor misguided soul. This means it could be all over next week for the shirt lifters as they can afford no more slip ups.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Funky Pedestrian, King Dave, Lukelear War and Dead Eye

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, Dr Shotgun, Euro Bri, Young Gaz and The Mercenary

2007 Season

• JMF wins -19


• Euro Elite - 22


• Draws - 5