Bantams 1 County 1

Or is that Bantams 1 Referee 1? I am not one for blaming match officials, but the clowns in charge of this game were woeful. Matt Clarke must have boned the referees missus, because every time he went within 10 metres of a County player he gave a free kick. A worse fate befell Higginbottom, who walked for an innocuous challenge deemed worthy of a second bookable offence. Big Dave Ndumbu-Nsungu scored a corker, but at the death the visitors scored an undeserved equaliser.

Baz Watch; Collected splinters in his arse for the first 87 minutes, before bursting on to the pitch to rattle the Stockport defence. One or two nice touches, and won a corner in injury time. No moaning, can't remember what colour his boots were.

Hot Dog Rating; 100/10 That's right, according to this weeks guest reviewer, the Ikester, the hot dogs at Valley Parade are 10 times better than perfection. But seeing as he is only seven years old, and thinks that anything he likes is the greatest invention of all time, I fear his rating may be slightly on the over rated side. All I know is he seems to end up with more ketchup on his face than on the dog, it keeps him quite for about 37 seconds, and he eats all of it. Being that it is sold at a football ground, it is of course wildly overpriced. We are hoping to go to the Mansfield Town game on the third of December, so I am looking forward to trying a new pie.