Knob Jockeys Prevail

The cock crazy MoFo stormed to an easy seven goal victory down the Wood last night, as an off the pace Elite let them back into the title race. Dr. Shotgun got us off to an early lead, and at the 10 minute mark added a second to draw us level, but momentum was lost as JohnnyM and Two Scoops fell out, and a just graduated Dr Shotgun was slowed by the beer and Nando's chicken he'd scarffed at his celebration shindig. Myself and the Shoutster tried to pick up the slack, but woeful finishing extinguished any glimmer of hope that we could salvage a result. As usual when chasing the game, space was left at the back, and a newly returned Dead Eye took full advantage, as himself, Luklear and Crespo filled their boots. At this point I am legally required to report that Slippery T Bacon came out of retirement to pass unhindered between my legs. The righteous now hold a two game advantage, with time fast running out for the JMF, game on indeed.

Line-ups;

JMF- Jamon, Mercenary, Crespo, Lukelear War and The Mercenary

EURO E- JohnnyMedia, Dr Shotgun, Euro Bri, Two Scoops and Shouty

2007 Season

• JMF wins -19


• Euro Elite - 21


• Draws - 4