With kick off barely 60 minutes away, the imminent trouble and strife of Shouty, Sammy j, banned the Euro elite enforcer from participating in the weekly confrontation between the manly and woman loving Euro Elite and the boy loving limp wrists of the evil JMF, summoning Lefty as a late replacement. The rest of this report is difficult for me to write, as an epic performance by the Elite didn't result in the victory it warranted, the evil JMF cutting a deal with Lucifer ten minutes from the end to vanquish the the fine and deserving elite. If I come across as being bitter its becuse I am. I hate losing to those jumped up gaylord cock suckers! Dead eye was again to the fore when it came to scoring, dragging the JMF back into a game that looked to be slipping from their grasp, after a goal frenzy from infamous pot hanger Lobon. The mercenary helped the sausage jockys to final victory by two goals, by atoning for his early ineptitude between the sticks by pulling off several desperate saves during his second stint as keeper.
Next week see's Crespo come into the fold as a stand in for the Elite. We are confident this change will tip the balance back in favour of the righteous.
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