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Thursday, August 24, 2006
Has the King become a Queen?
Rumours abound over the recent antics of King Dave, stalwart of the fruity JMF football team. Whispers about the nocturnal antics of this band of over friendly sausage jockeys are becoming louder after the disappearence of the King and his subsequent excuses. The most alarming came after he claimed he couldn't make last weeks encounter due to "The world falling out me arse" after a weekend partying at the Blue Oyster Bar. This coincided with Jamon also crying off from that weeks game. Hmmmmmm. This was in turn followed by this weeks excuse of baby sitting for his lass. Putting the King in charge of an infant is akin to leaving Osama Bin Laden in charge of an airliner full of Jews flying over the White House. This hardly sounds like the behaviour of a king. Unless it was the King of rent boys. I rest my case.
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Has the king become a queen? i hear you say the answer is NO!.The KING has been assigned by the jamonarchy to come up with an after match song that sounds very much like a hit by QUEEN!with a couple of minor adjustments of course.I couldn't find a song more fitting as "the world falling out of my arse" was apparantly used by embrace for this years official part time world cup squad.So let it be known "we are the jampions!"and the shit will be falling on euro's world when the KING returns.
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