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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Brave Euro 5 loose by two

Jamons jerky boys turned round a six goal deficit to sponge an unearned two goal victory against the gallant Euro five. In a tense opening period Euro's boys seized the early initiative opening a three goal lead, before euro decided to throw the the ball to Dead Eye Phil to open Jamon mofos account. Unfortunatley this was to be repeatesd by other teamates later in the game. Despite gifting Jamons gay boys their opening goals, a scintallating period of play, featuring young gaz, brought the Euro five a six goal lead, that was unfortunatley not to last. Dead Eye picked up the pace as Mark left feet went missing in action. The scores were levelled in double quick time, as Euro's valiant team tried cover for the fading Mark, finally sucumbing and going four behind before a late rally reduced the arrears to two. Afterwards even Queen gaylord Jamon knew they had been fortunate and kept his taunting to a minimum. We have decided a new training policy for mark, who did chip in with a couple of goals, which we will focus on making contact with the ball when attempting to kick it, and outlawing him from doing back heels, as they allways seem to go straight to Phil. Next week is Lefty Marks final apperance as stand in for Lobon, and Shouty has bravely tipped the Euro 5 to win, although the bookmakers make us long shots. Till next week.

2 comments:

european bri said...

I believe the latin phrase your team of bum rimmers is looking for is

Takeni-Upidi-Arseci

european bri said...

We look forward to the return of the four eyed enforcer! Ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball........

Forza Shouty!