Wrap up warm people, because last night at around 21:00 Hell froze over. Those jumped up idiot gay boys routed the mighty Euro elite by NINE goals. It saddens me and hurts deeply to admit that we were completely outplayed for the final 15 minutes, losing a two goal advantage to limp home behind by nine, only averting a double figure spanking with a late effort at the death.
Up until the final quarter the game was very nip and tuck but a woeful goal keeping display from young Gaz gave Jamon and his crew of shirt lifters all the impetus and they took the opportunity gleefully. Dead eye Phil was to the fore again, abley assisted by I am your father Luke, who stood out for me as man of the match. Even the clog wearing clown that is King Dave stuck away a couple of goals, as did the champion of running the wrong way Funky. My personal choice for goal of the evening though is reserved for Jamons beautifully executed toe poke into the bottom corner of his own net.
As for my own teams performance? The fact Jamon was our teams joint third highest scorer hints at the ineptitude shown in front of goal. Lobon stand in Mark was the worst culprit, and has been sentenced to practise shooting for next weeks game. Is this the turning point? Has Jamon's team finally got the measure of the Euro five? We belive we have turned the corner, and after last nights abomination feel we can not sink lower. Till next week.
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The sun shines on every dogs arse once,so enjoy that warm glow on your ample posterior, because the next time it aquires a reddish tint, it will be from the mother of all ass kickings boyo! Yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu shuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttt uuuuuuuupppppppppp!
euro who? euro 5? is this the same so called 5 that score 5 and give in?.whats it gonna be next week euro 1? euro 2? or just euro, the latter obviously.
We didn't anticipate Shouty bringing a replacement whose shooting would make the King of clog look like Ronaldo in front of goal. This week we will make sure he has his shoe's on the right feet!
I reiterate, dribbling round a slack jawed imbecile such as yourself is not the problem, it is the wayward shooting of some of my teammates. For example, Shouty wear's those spectacles for a reason.
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