The build up to this weeks showdown at Nab Wood, was rocked this week with the substitution of J.M.F weak links Jamon and King Dave for battle hardened veterans Jules and Alfie, turning an already lopsided game into what looked like an inevitable massacre.
Whith the trio of gaylords reduced to the solitary Funky, things looked bad, when Shouty turned up wearing contact lens and took the first shift between the sticks. With a goalkeeping display of Scottish proportions the J.M.F romped to 9-1 score line. His replacent Lefty Mark then had an attack of colour blindness and proceded to throw the ball several times to the guys in red. The result at the end of his goalkeeping turn? 13-3. Little John was next in the firing line and stopped the haemorrhaging, but the improved JMF were relentless in their hunt for goals. only youg gaz putting up any real resistance. 16-6.
Just when a caning of public school proportions seemed inevitable, the JMF seemed to loose momentum, the aformentioned thirst for goals opening spaces at the back for what suddenly looked like the greatsest comeback of all time. Young Gaz and Euro took the game to the JMF dragging the Euro Elite back to whithin a goal, by trying the novel tactic of shooting. It proved infectious, Lefty and Shouty weighed in with a few long range peaches, as the JMF recoiled on the ropes semmingly there for the taking. A mini comeback by the JMF was weathered as the Elite pushed for an equiliser. Arguing broke out amongst the JMF as the boys in white strove for the greatest victory in the history of victories!!!!
Then Dead Eye scored six goals.
Bastard.
Next week see's the welcome return of Lobon to the Euro Elite, while JMF will be without the talismanic Dead Eye, replaced by Alfie. It's time to see just how good the gay brigade really are.
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Doing as your told doesn't really constitue as doing something better. As for the dilution of the JMF, Phil is missing next week and there is a possibility he may be headed to Germany for 6 weeks with work. We will also be minus Lefty who played with great commitment, but proved to be an inferior replacement for the now much lamented lobon. Next week will provide all the evidence of just how important Dead Eye is to your sad sack team of cock suckers. Roll on next week.
Veterans? Battle hardened without doubt but veterans? I don't know about Alfie but I take offence at that! Veteran infers someone getting a bit past it, possibley balding, not as quick as they used to be, struggling after 30 minutes and needing patching up before even getting onto the pitch...
...DOH!
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