Tis the Season

To be stupid. As predicted the festive season has wrought much buffoonery. First up is a full ten pointer, my very first. For legal reasons I cannot elaborate any further at this moment, but all ten are well justified. Also from the same evening are 2010 champion Triggers first points of the season. His are harder to compile, as they cover a cornucopia of different events, not all that can be openly reported. A sample is of his continued request for me to give him a cigarette. When i told him I quit several years ago, he nodded sagely, and called me tight for not giving him a tab! A provisional seven pints to the reigning champion. Lastly is the tale of Dessi. Working abroad, he got drunk on his second night, couldn't find his hotel, and ended up walking into a site supervisors bungalow, and climbing into bed with him. Imagine the poor chaps astonished look to find a big lump of a stranger in his pit. He couldn't rouse him, and had to call security to get him up. This resulted in suspension, a quick trip back home, followed by a final written. Yet another ten score. And it is only the 20th. Still plenty of legs in the yuletide yet.....

2011 standings

1. Euro Bri 13 points
2. Dessi 10 points
3. Trigger 7 points
   
4. G Spot 7 points
5. Geester 3 points
6. Crespo 3 points
   
7. Child Catcher 1 point