And Then There was One

For a variety of reasons, the JMF have not played a settled team this year, due to a plethora of reasons, ranging from the obvious injury excuse, all the way to tidying out the bathroom. But this week a new low was hit by the MoFo. Out of their staring five, only ONE showed up. Hats off to Luklear War, who from here on in shall never be referred to as a rent boy again. Cock sucker, perhaps, but rent boy never. So once again I got to spend two days trying to rustle up some players out of thin air. (Dr Shotgun is exempted, he organised his own replacement) So considering the circumstances, I figured I had put together a reasonable team. Crespo, Big JohnnyM, Big Phil and One Scoop were drafted in, which meant, on paper, that the sides looked to be fairly evenly matched. But a team is not forged on paper, and although they gave us a run for our money (the game could have gone either way till the last ten minutes), our superior organization won out the day. Crespo had one of those nights when he could have had a hat full, but instead his shots hit the framework, and bounced to safety. One Scoop looked like he was going to run riot during the opening skirmishes, but again, we found a way to muzzle his threat. Big J, Luklear and Big Phil the Octopus, were all steady, but just not good enough. It didn't help their cause that we all had our shooting boots on, the goals were fairly evenly distributed, but the most spectacular effort of the night was Two Scoops spectacular air shot. He swung his left foot at it, with all his might, missed, and spun round so fast that I was half expecting him to take off, helicopter style, towards to ceiling. Brilliant. So we are now nine games in front, with a maximum of ten Wednesdays till the end of the year. I hate to tempt providence, but the fat lady is ready to burst into song.

JMF- Crespo, Luklear War, Big JohnnyM, Big Phil the Octopus and One Scoop

EURO E- Euro Bri, Clogs, Two Scoops, Shouty and The Mercenary

2010 Season

JMF wins - 15

Euro Elite - 24


Draws - 1