Funky's Keister: An Update

As reported in an earlier post, the Funky messiah was unable to to participate in Wednesday's weekly tete-a-tete down the Wood, as he had been suffering from pains in his posterior. Well I have news. The brave expedition party that undertook to discover his botty malaise has returned. After traversing the vast chasm of PJ's nether region, it has bee ascertained that our sore hero is suffering a rather nasty bout of hemorrhoids, or to put it simply for the simple, piles. How very rock and roll indeed. So for the time being it is farewell to KY Jelly, and hello to Preparation H, as the Funkmeister is resigned to playing Daddy for the foreseeable future.