It has been a skinny year Bender wise, that damned recession is still nipping, but we are all systems go for tomorrow, as we take a slow train to Edinburgh, to sup ourselves daft in honour of Mad Adam's impending nuptials. It is the first such outing this year for both the afore mentioned, and the Funky Messiah. Throw in myself, Lobon and Tony Helmet, and the forecast for buffoonery looks high. Toss in Crespo, who is coming up on Saturday, and an outside chance that the Mighty Geester might make a PA, and the Idiot meter registers a ten on the Richter scale. Should be good. Whilst I am on the subject of Buffoonery, we have a new entry in the race for the Maillot Jaune. A man always strongly tipped to contend, gets off the mark in fine style, with a top scoring buffoon, with an eejit thrown in for good measure. It seems somebody had told Lefty, that if you place your Xbox 360 in the oven, on a low flame, it upgrades the performance of the machine. Now he scores an eejit for actually believing such blatant nonsense, but he scores the full 10 pointer buffoon for not only trying it out, but setting his console on fire, and in the process nearly burning his house down. It must be something in the water down Shipley way......
Sprocket also earns himself a muppet. On plus ones stag shindig, he and couple of his cronies invented a new game. The rules are simple. You run up behind a mate and punch him in the ribs. Alas this left him too poorly to partake in all the events laid on for him the next day. He also scores a muppet for not running fast enopugh at work, and being scorched by flying debris when a frunace exploded.
- Shouty 27 points
- Euro Bri 16 points
- Helmet 14 points
- Lefty 14 points
- Crespo 11 points
- Sprocket 9 points
- Pembo 4 points
- Dr Shotgun 2 points
- Funky 1 point
- G Spot 1 point
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