The Big Final

And I am NOT referring to that show featuring a hairy Scottish tub of lard or a squeaky moppet who cries on order. No, today is the FA Cup final. The weather is cracking, although the game is no0t being shown by the BBC, so it won't be on the big outside screen in Centenary Square. Typical. The first time in years we get a warm sunny cup final day and we have to watch it in a dark dingy pub. C'est la vie. Meatballs are on order, and a Bender Squad has been assembled. If recent outings are anything to go by, I shall be spending most of tomorrow nursing a thick head, so a full report will be forth coming on Monday.